Bumper stickers were at one time a popular part of revivalist culture, akin to having a quick tract or other witnessing tool on the back of your vehicle. With a bumper sticker, you could tell someone to repent, where you stand (and where they should stand) on hot-button socio-religious political issues or just let them know that yes, you are, in fact, a born-again, fire-baptized, tongues-speaking, holy-rolling, unapologetic Child of God.

And of course, you need to warn them about your possibly erratic (non-)driving.

For the most part the Christian bumper sticker industry has dried up (except for very sincere or very ironic uses), but tonight I found a gallery of pictures that take the Christian bumper sticker to a whole new level.

Here are a few:

These come from the website Watchman Gospel Signs: Effective Tools for the Burdened Watchman.

Here’s the description of the service from the site:

Have you lost all shame for the Lord and His words? Get ready for lots of heads turning your way! We can help you turn your vehicle into a billboard on the move.

This lettering consists of durable vinyl stickers that we will mail to you and you can affix to your vehicle or other substrate yourself (unless you want to drive to Oregon so we can do it for you). They will already be laid out and spaced correctly so that you will be able to put them on your vehicle neatly with a minimum amount of skill or tools required. (We will enclose simple application instructions with the signs to help guide you through the process.) Just choose your message, call us with your dimensions, and we will take it from there.

A Christian t-shirt is only as big as its wearer. Having stickers like these on your car is like having a traveling billboard.

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